How the Ratings Work

If you should look at the ratings I've outlined all of the options that places. Minor changes may occur depending on the venue but this should serve as a rough guide.
All ratings are listed from worst to best

Food Rating:

Rating the intensity, the blend and overall the feel of the coffee, here's the list from worst to best.

'Quarantine it'

'I'd prefer bad Subway'

'I'm famished and have to deal with it'

'Parma and Chips'
'Can I get the recipe'

'Almost as good as home cooked'

'Don't make it any differently next time'

'I'll trade my wife for another '

Coffee Rating:

Rating the intensity, the blend and overall the feel of the coffee, here's the list from worst to best.

'Leave, leave now and never return'

'Dishwater'
'Yeah, really need that caffeine'

'Franchise Level'

'Good Barista, gooooood Barista'
 'That's amazing' (sigh)

'Epiphany'

Distance I'd walk: 

If it's in the central part of town around where I work, I'll base my travel on how far I'd be prepared to walk to go to the place.

'Evade like the plague'

'At the door and nothing else is available (and zombies are chasing me)'

'Passing by'

'Light stroll for a hundred meters'

'Three hundred meter wander'

'About a kilometer at pace'

'Epic travelling(half marathon)'

'Walk across broken glass and lava'

Time I'd drive: 

If it's out of the CBD and requires some distance to get to it or it's a place I'd have to get to outside of work time. This should indicate how long I'd drive in my own car for...

'Reverse'

'Passing by and nothing else for 30 kilometres'

'5 minute Detour'

'Off the main road in the country' (10 minutes)

'At least one news break on the radio.' (quarter hour)

Commute' (Half an hour)

'A good album review '

'Road Trip' (2 Hours)

'Overlander'